Santa to his driver, Jasbir, "I found this long brown hair on the back seat of my limousine. My wife's hair is black". Jasbir: I'll give you an explanation, Sir. Santa: Explanation nothing! What I want is an introduction!
Santa and Banta went on a fishing trip. Banta: What's the biggest fish you've ever caught? Santa: You've seen 'Jaws'? Banta: Wow! So big? Santa: Well, it was about the same size as the box the DVD comes!
Santa: I tell you - the man who invented the wheel wasn't that smart. Banta: Why so? Santa: It was the guy who invented the other three who was clever!
Santa: My wife converted me to religion. Banta: Really? Santa: Yes. Until I married her, I didn't believe in Hell!
Fisherman: You've been watching me for three hours. Why don't you try fishing yourself? Santa: No, I haven't got the patience!
Jeeto: I have read in a newspaper that widows make the best wives. Santa: May be! But you can't expect me to kill myself that you can be good wife to someone!